For those who are interested in such things, my Halloween costume this year will largely (read: completely) consist of a pair of black short shorts, black tights, black boots, and
this t-shirt. Oh Threadless. You make everything cheaper. I mean, easier. I also really want
this, just because, er, I really enjoy cake. And wordplay, obviously.
Before this turns into an overview of my shopping wishlist, I’ll introduce myself. Hello, I’m Mik. I’m the new art assistant. This basically means if you are in the art department, I’m your bitch. At least, that was how it was made to sound at the interview. And people wonder why more and more of us are choosing unemployment. I’m kidding. Obviously I wouldn’t start bad mouthing my job five seconds after I started it. I haven’t had the opportunity to truly grow to hate it yet.
I’m not really sure what else to write here. I was born in Ukraine, I’m 21, I live in Brooklyn. That’ll do. I’ll go back to being the freakishly tall girl stuffed in the corner of the art department, shall I? I think that would be best.